EDDIE:
Improbability Factor at one to one. Normality is restored. We seem to be in some kind of cave guys. Do you like caves? There's something very strange about this one.

ZAPHOD:
Caves are cool. Let's get out there and relate to it.

EDDIE:
This one's very cool. And you know that gives me pause for thought, because the planet Brontitall - which is where I think we are - is meant to have a warm rich atmosphere.

FORD:
Perhaps we're on a mountain.

EDDIE:
Nope, no mountains on Brontitall.

FORD:
Well, let's get out and see. I'm hungry for a little action.

ARTHUR:
In a cave?

EDDIE:
On Brontitall? [Sharp intake of breath]

FORD:
Yeah! In a cave, wherever! You make your own action.

ZAPHOD:
Sling open the hatch computer.

EDDIE:
Er, Okay.

[The hatch opens]

EDDIE:
You go out and have a good time and I'm sure that everything will be just hunky-dory.

How cool is that!