I have a one-armed friend who is absolutely the first and last annually in Finland with his (somewhat greasy) shorts.

Hmm.....  I'm really not sure how to take that.

I think that I'm particularly polar bear like because I keep my apartment at 12 C during the winter.  I think that it helps keep me from getting sick. When it's 15 C outside, it sure feels warm, because I'm used  to walk around in shorts in my apartment.

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