We've got friends all over the US.  And all of them are reporting they have, or know people who have, a low level bronchial infection without a high fever. I've got it.  The GQofNM has it.  It lasts about 3 weeks, perhaps more.  It has to be costing the US economy billions of dollars in lost work time and lowered productivity.

And zippo on the CDC webpage.

My thesis is this "pandemic" is flying under the radar because the CDC depends on disease data collection from doctors.  For that, people have to go to doctors.  Since nobody we know - nor us - can afford to go to the doctor for a low-grade illness ... it's not getting into the information collection system.  Thus, it's Not Happening.