Let's not mention nutello or an almighty culinary conflagration, in which munching hordes march to war bearing banners of lemons or tree sap will be set loose. It would spoil J's party. You can't be me, I'm taken
We even have a winter ceremony called Thanks to the Maple. And a small pouch of Pemmican (deer meat, corn, dried berries and maple, dried in chunks) can last a hunter weeks. Never tried it with marmite, however. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
You can't be me, I'm taken
we have some fests in summer too, but it would hard to discuss how sex is a sacred celebration. oh, we do stages of corn and harvest thanks kind of things too, regularly, but the sex and dream fests seem to have the most devoted attendance.
Probably 'cuz the elders get a kick out of watching the young uns run off into the woods. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
Bob Wilson maintained all religions boiled down to one of two conclusions following acceptance of the Neolithic Agricultural Revolution:
KEEP UP, dude!
Google Earth is one fucking wicked time machine.
If not I suggest, in the interests of science, re-running the experiment over a long enough time period to gather sufficient data to provide a conclusion.
Since we're dealing with a great many unknowns here we have to admit the potential for the phenomena under consideration being triggered - without evidence one hesitates to draw too rapid a conclusion - along Quantum, Catastrophe, or Emergent Behavior lines. Thus, it's conceivable the SoCE (Sex on Crop Effect) requires, on may put it, a large amount of whoopie per hectare to manifest.
I suggest a Request for Funding be written and sent to the appropriate French and EU agronomy departments and agencies in order to properly study the matter.
The laboratories, if I may call them that, will of course be screened so that experiments may be conducted under the proper APA safeguards and ethical protocols. Those outside of the research team will not be allowed within the research and test areas.
(Unless they buy the moderately priced tickets available only at the entrance to the observation deck.)
{And I'd better add: :-) }
Funding would be appreciated, but it would depend on the English, not the French...
