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Thanks to ceebs's tip below, I can show a probably uncaring world the very spot, on the soft grass, where I first did my bit to help the crops. With my then sweetheart, who also sacrificed to the good of the crops for the first time. On a full-moon night in June, entirely indicated for crop-helping endeavours.

Google Earth is one fucking wicked time machine.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 05:23:59 PM EST
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Did you keep records to see what, if any, affects that had?  

If not I suggest, in the interests of science, re-running the experiment over a long enough time period to gather sufficient data to provide a conclusion.

Since we're dealing with a great many unknowns here we have to admit the potential for the phenomena under consideration being triggered - without evidence one hesitates to draw too rapid a conclusion - along Quantum, Catastrophe, or Emergent Behavior lines.  Thus, it's conceivable the SoCE (Sex on Crop Effect) requires, on may put it, a large amount of whoopie per hectare to manifest.

I suggest a Request for Funding be written and sent to the appropriate French and EU agronomy departments and agencies in order to properly study the matter.
 

by ATinNM on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 05:57:47 PM EST
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I suppose that would be  a useful piece of paper to have if you were detained whilst enjoying outdoor activities, if you could arrange funding.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 06:04:11 PM EST
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My suggestion is emphatically NOT "enjoying outdoor activities."  It IS, rather, a Serious Scientific Project©™® that may settle several fundamental questions regarding the foundation of religion(s) and, perhaps, initiate a Second Green Revolution.  

The laboratories, if I may call them that, will of course be screened so that experiments may be conducted under the proper APA safeguards and ethical protocols.  Those outside of the research team will not be allowed within the research and test areas.

(Unless they buy the moderately priced tickets available only at the entrance to the observation deck.)

{And I'd better add:  :-) }

by ATinNM on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 06:27:01 PM EST
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But surely you'll need to run randomised blind controls where there will be some tests done without screens, in case its the screens that cause the change in growth.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 06:33:04 PM EST
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The cover of night hides many things.
by ATinNM on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 09:43:06 PM EST
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There may be some venture capitalists ready to provide seed funding.

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Sat Mar 13th, 2010 at 01:00:14 AM EST
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Especially given that the seed... well, never mind.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Sat Mar 13th, 2010 at 05:46:30 AM EST
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I haven't seen that field in forty something years, so haven't kept records. But would happily start again and maintain regular activity, (if the fate of the world depended on it, of course).

Funding would be appreciated, but it would depend on the English, not the French...

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Sat Mar 13th, 2010 at 05:45:09 AM EST
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