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Oh hell.

I'm expecting my daughter at any moment, and just flung open the front door saying "Hello, beautiful," to...somebody else.  One of my son's friends, in fact.

This already has the signs of something I'm never going to be allowed to live down...

by Sassafras on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 11:18:15 AM EST
Mine is "I can fix that in a moment". All present at the calamity continue to remind me of it ;-)

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 11:31:24 AM EST
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My mothers was on getting disconnected from a phone call to a friend picking up the phone when it rang immediately to answer "Braces Brothel, how can we help you"? thinking it was that friend again, to find that it was a woman wanting to send her ten year old daughter for piano lessons

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Fri Mar 12th, 2010 at 05:48:28 PM EST
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