"Russia, that's the one shaped like a boot, right?" "Schiller sprach zu Goethe, Steck in dem Arsch die Flöte! Goethe sagte zu Schiller, Mein Arsch ist kein Triller!"
Mind you, we have been struggling to put Finland on the map for ages. Only now we're thinking of taking it off again. People who can't find us are not people we really want to know.
A standard tactic against an invading army used to be revolving the signposts at road intersections. You can't be me, I'm taken
