Closer to home, the Anglo redtop 'The Sun' just did a story about the David Beckham detached tendon and the immediate surgery to be performed by a renowned Finnish sports surgeon in Turku - the old capital of Finland. They even provided a useful map for their readers showing the location of the Sth African World Cup 2010, Milan where the accident happened, and Turku, which was placed in southern Sweden.

Mind you, we have been struggling to put Finland on the map for ages. Only now we're thinking of taking it off again. People who can't find us are not people we really want to know.

A standard tactic against an invading army used to be revolving the signposts at road intersections.

You can't be me, I'm taken