My coworker sent her application into the feds two years before they interviewed her. The jokes almost write themselves with the Office of Personnel Management. Thankfully, the Obama people seem to at least have a clue that it's shit -- which puts them lightyears ahead of Chimpy and Clenis, but it still needs a massive amount of work.
The wife's been without a full-time job for going on three years. I think I'm going to have her read this thread so that she knows she's not the only one. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin