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A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 02:38:38 PM EST
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penis mightier than the sword.

sorry, but it had to be said...

if he found her attractive, we could have been talking serious concussion.

luckily for her, uniforms don't turn him on.

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Sun Mar 21st, 2010 at 05:14:25 AM EST
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anyone else having problems with dkos on firefox?

works ok in safari...

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Sun Mar 21st, 2010 at 08:32:35 AM EST
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Shades of a clockwork orange.



The brainless should not be in banking -- Willem Buiter

by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Sun Mar 21st, 2010 at 09:13:43 AM EST
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