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Corning is a salt preserving process that goes back to the Bronze Age.  By what you've told me I'm going to guess the actual cut of meat "Corned" varies by country and region.  

Here the normal cut is a lump of brisket right around 2 kilos (4.4 pounds) which is boiled until stringy, unchewable, and tasteless, sliced so every serving has streaks of Vulcanized fat, served on a drizzle of lukewarm salty water.  Accompanying this wonderishness are sides dishes of boiled - 10 hours minimum - onions, cabbage, potatoes, and carrots.

Given the dining experience is an exercise in masochism the drink is usually Miller Lite or Budweiser.  As this meal is inflicted on people on St. Patrick's Day the beer is normally dyed green.

For reasons passing understanding.

by ATinNM on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 03:48:38 PM EST
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Hmm   Someone appears to want a peanut butter and jelly for dinner   :-)  
by ElaineinNM on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:07:39 PM EST
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don't tempt him.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:11:17 PM EST
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If your corned beef is what we call salt beef, then I really like it. My Mum comes from the East End of london and salt beef with peese (split yellow pea dahl) pudding was a common dish there (of jewish origin) that we eat regularly.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:10:34 PM EST
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Hi Helen,
   Our corn beef is a brisket or some kind of cheaper cut, that is soaked in a brine and spices for 2 weeks.  Then simmered with vegies. I've never actually 'corned' one before, but now have one happily brining away in the fridge.  To tide me over until it's ready, I just had to buy one from the grocer.  Himself is complaining bitterly that he's going to be subjected to not one, but two corn beef dinners---plus leftovers.....
   Next on my list is to do a pastrami from scratch.  I love a hot pastrami on rye, but they don't exist in New Mexico!  
   Come for dinner!  
  Elaine
by ElaineinNM on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:19:48 PM EST
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Ship him to DC.  I'll fix him.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:21:29 PM EST
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Ooooh, doing my own pastrami is on my list of things to do. It's hideously expensive over here, but eating it with dill pickled small cucumbers is too addictive.

Are you smoking it ?

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:26:17 PM EST
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Nobody knows what ATinNM smokes, but I have a pretty god idea. sic

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:50:18 PM EST
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I don't have a smoker, but I've found directions on the web for soaking charcoal briquettes in water to create smoke.  I also found an article that has you slow simmer the meat and spices, with very little water, so it's cooked, then you can smoke it a bit.  

If you find a way to do it without a smoker that works, I'd love to know! I think Craig Claibourn had a recipe in his New York Times cookbook, but my copy is still packed.  I'm sure he didn't use a smoker.  

Drew, I'm just simmering the corn beef for a couple of hours, then adding the vegies.  Himself exaggerates!  LOL

I'm looking for a really good dessert to pacify his complaints though.  And those complaints coming from someone who would eat lutefisk!!!  geesh.....
 Elaine

by ElaineinNM on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 05:10:18 PM EST
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No, I've always wanted to do the smoking. don't have a smoker but there are lots of plans on the internet and I have "ideas"

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 05:54:40 PM EST
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<Fetches tin hat>

<Worries about people with "Ideas">

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 06:52:32 PM EST
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and well you might.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 07:00:40 PM EST
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Next on my list is to do a pastrami from scratch.

My cup of joy floweth over.  Yea, full merrily.

by ATinNM on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:35:47 PM EST
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You're overcooking it by about 7 hours, amigo.

Stop going all English on your poor corned beef and it won't be a problem.

(ducks)

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:14:39 PM EST
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What possible reason could I have given for you to think I would have anything to do with cooking it?
by ATinNM on Sat Mar 20th, 2010 at 04:26:26 PM EST
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ATinNM:
 Accompanying this wonderishness are sides dishes of boiled - 10 hours minimum - onions, cabbage, potatoes, and carrots.

reminds me of public school in england.

one day we were served a plate with one boiled onion on it, no oil, nothing...

the beer being green matches the complexion, facing such gastronomic awe!

ATinNM:

so every serving has streaks of Vulcanized fat, served on a drizzle of lukewarm salty water.

lol, you're born to write cookbooks.

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Sun Mar 21st, 2010 at 04:59:36 AM EST
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