Stare at Boobs for Longer Life
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. ... She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
We at the editorial board of this comment take note that yes, that's the word "she" above; the intensive research program (of which we're a lifelong member) was run by a woman doctor, likely with breasts.
We also note that the study was conducted in Frankfurt, with a higher percentage of financial professionals likely skewing the results.
In Wales and other ET'ers are possibly aware that some of the pioneering research in this crucial area has been conducted on Parisian subways, or on pub crawls, with surprising results. Now confirmed.
The ET editorial cabal should of course take note that no jpegs of the subject matter were linked to in the creation of this comment. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy
afew:
Big hips 'impair' women's memory, a study finds
Cat:
Seeing a celebrity endorse a pair of shoes alters a woman's brain activity
now that's deeply important, wouldn't you say? how can you steer economies without such data?
get serious, please. the wheel needs constant turning or we all... gurgle gurgle aaargh! ~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~
successful research grant material
Or cybernetic data processing to build killer robots.
Or using animal psychology to train dolphins to carry weapons to attack ships.
Or using microbiology to develop super bugs.
etc, etc, etc.
Applied Scientists and Research Engineers have a lot to answer for.
