It's a story of Zara Phillips, daughter of the Princess Royal (Windsor division). The difficulty comes in trying to work out where the logic broke down. Is it the Lesser Windsor who's nutty, the PR people she's employing, or the reporter reporting on what the latter had arranged for the former?
I suspect quite a few wires got crossed. You can't be me, I'm taken
She seemed at pains to explain that she was ill at ease in the fashion world. Hardly surprising given that she's a somebody who spends all their time stepping around horse-manure.
Equally we seem to miss the start of the conversation which ends with her comment that she's not a princess. Evidently the reporter is an idiot who doesn't understand how titles work. So right from the start you're feeling like you're missing a clue as to what this is about.
It's pretty poor journalism all in all keep to the Fen Causeway
