Professor of linguistics and political campaigner Noam Chomsky has been confirmed as the new judge on TV talent show The X Factor. `Cheryl Cole was still recovering from malaria and we needed someone who could fill the intellectual void,' said programme creator Simon Cowell, `Professor Chomsky is perfect and the audience just loves him.' In his first outing as judge, Chomsky quickly made his mark. `Your act is part of a propaganda state promoting a culture-ideology of comforting illusion', he told one hopeful young girl, before adding, `I'm saying yes.'
Professor of linguistics and political campaigner Noam Chomsky has been confirmed as the new judge on TV talent show The X Factor. `Cheryl Cole was still recovering from malaria and we needed someone who could fill the intellectual void,' said programme creator Simon Cowell, `Professor Chomsky is perfect and the audience just loves him.'
In his first outing as judge, Chomsky quickly made his mark. `Your act is part of a propaganda state promoting a culture-ideology of comforting illusion', he told one hopeful young girl, before adding, `I'm saying yes.'
Not satisfied with attacking the acts, Professor Chomsky then turned his critique on The X Factor audience. `You are all complicit in a hegemonic construct designed primarily to keep you from questioning what is really going on in the world,' he told them, `You must learn to think critically and reject the pernicious cult of celebrity.' It was at this point that the audience went wild, whooping, cheering and chanting his name. `We love you Chomsky!' they screamed as the 81 year-old professor sat at the table with his head in his hands.
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"You're all a bunch of braindead cattle waiting to be butchered, and you deserve your fate." In the end, might makes right. Nothing has changed since the caveman.
