But Hague has always traded a bit on his bluff common-sense-talking yorkshire persona (regional stereotype alert), which is defiantly heterosexual, he even married a rather attractive woman to prove it. So, if he, a respected ex-leader of the conservative party, the anointed son of thatcher herself, were to come out as not-quite-as-hetero-as-he-wishes-everyone-to-think, it'd certainly cause a bit of a conniption with the overwhelming majority of the homophobic membership.

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