I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it," the alleged manifesto reads, adding:"Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans."

I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it to calmly report to the nearest disintegration station for processing," the alleged manifesto reads, adding:"Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, and Bears (Oh MY!) Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies (WTF?), Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Squirrels, and, of course, the Cats and Kittens, especially cats named Truffles. The humans? The planet does not need humans, except to feed their cats."

I would then go on to recommend my favorite porn sites, and you know, ...


In the end, might makes right. Nothing has changed since the caveman.