This is why there are more and more wild boar in maize-producing regions. Calling on the military is ridiculous. What they need to do is stop producing the conditions in which wild boar increase and multiply.
Just another unintended effect of maize monoculture.
Other characteristics are his simplemindedness, his love and care for his dog Dogmatix, his anger when someone refers to him as being "fat", his enthusiasm for hunting and eating wild boars and beating up Romans.
