Question: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: Two.  One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly covered machine tools.

Which, by nice and easy steps, leads us to the ultimate Riddle of the Universe:

Question: If one rabbit can run one mile in one minute and two rabbits can run two miles in two minutes how many people can you fit in a telephone booth?

Answer: YES!  Ice cream has no teeth.

To answer the immediately obvious objection, "But ATinNM!  What exactly does this have say to Marcel Duchamp's 1972 production of Samuel Beckett's masterpiece Waiting for Godot?

To which I answer, "A lot, dear peeps.  A lot."


Ever since I learnt about confirmation bias I've started seeing it everywhere