Also, don't blame us for the golf courses.  The idiot Northerners and Lesser Southerners (ex: Alabamans) are the ones who like that crap.

As for orange groves and football, look, we have comparative advantages in both.  

Also, too, Salzberg is a bitter Marylander.  Stupid turtles can't balance their books, because their fanbase sucks.

Be nice to America. Or we'll bring democracy to your country.