Now I'm back to watch Mexico-Iran, which promises to be more entertaining than the very tough Netherlands-Serbia-&-Montenegro match.

*Traitor*, n.
A benighted individual who perceives an illusory distinction between serving his nation and abetting the criminals who govern it.

• "Who is it honey?"
  
• "It's a Mr Death or something, he's here about the reaping"

Using false documents in a judiciary context can send you for 3 years in jail here in France. And false is the word "faux" in French. The exact term for this legislation is "faux et usage de faux" (meaning "false and usage of false (documents)".

Well "faux" also means "scythe", so in this magazine I mention they had this a strip of a really perplex-looking Grim Reaper being arrested by a much shorter cop telling him "faux et usage de faux".

swing the scythe with both hands moving like a pendulum, letting its weight give most of the momentum for the cutting, if necessary also turn sideways in the process

Grim Reaper is a cheat : the actual movement is that you are supposed to extend the scythe at arms length, then bring it towards you, thus cutting whatever it is you want to cut. Watch your toes !