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Newt Gingrich: American Gaullist

by NordicStorm Tue Jul 24th, 2007 at 02:22:26 PM EST

Former Speaker of the House and master of humility Newt Gingrich is definitely maybe running for US president. To those of us who have a modicum of familiarity with the guy, it sounds like a very bad joke. In fact, you shouldn't joke about things like that. Ever.
Nevertheless, he's contemplating a run. Gingrich recently made the following comments about a possible run for the presidency:

Pressed by The Examiner about whether his political baggage renders him unelectable, Gingrich compared himself to a famous French statesman. "This is like going to De Gaulle when he was at Colombey-les-Deux-Eglises during the Fourth Republic and saying, 'Don't you want to rush in and join the pygmies?'" he said.

Not only is Gingrich's grasp of French modern history impressive, but the parallels between Charles de Gaulle and Newt Gingrich are obvious.


Obviously there are some, very minor differences between the two men.
For example, de Gaulle was a bit of a stubborn authoritarian egomaniac, hellbent on having things done his way, and when things didn't go his way, he'd take his ball and go home in petulant-child-like fashion. You would never hear words like that uttered anywhere near Gingrich.
Seriously, don't utter words like that anywhere near him.

The most obvious parallel between the two is the military experience. De Gaulle was a war hero who was wounded and captured by the Germans during World War I. In World War II, before becoming the leader of Free France, de Gaulle commanded a division against the Germans.
Gingrich, meanwhile, while having no actual military experience whatever, including in the great conflict of his generation, the Vietnam war, is leading the charge in the next great conflict:

"This is World War III," Gingrich said. And once that's accepted, he said calls for restraint would fall away...
There is a public relations value, too. Gingrich said that public opinion can change "the minute you use the language" of World War III. The message then, he said, is "'OK, if we're in the third world war, which side do you think should win?"

At a later stage in World War II, de Gaulle would become the leader of Free France and play an instrumental part in the liberation of France.
Gingrich, in turn, was a revolutionary in the great American revolution. Okay, the second great American revolution; the Republican revolution of 1994. Following Gingrich's ascension to the speakership in 1995, Gingrich was such an effective leader that his fall from grace and forced resignation occurred less than four years later, in 1998.

But if we had to pick just one thing the two had in common, it would have to be family values. Values that both men spent their entire lives fighting for. De Gaulle married his Yvonne in 1921, a marriage that would last until his death in 1970. He is of course also remembered for his devotion to Anne, his beloved daughter, who suffered from Down syndrome and tragically died at the age of 20.
Gingrich is quite the devoted husband himself, having been married for close to 40 years. Though to three different women. But if you disregard the multiple extra-marital affairs, one of which occurred at the height of the Bill Clinton impeachment investigation, he's been entirely faithful to every single one of his three wives.

Oh, and both their last names starts with "G".

And should the parallels between the two continue, we can expect Gingrich to come back from his political exodus and return to power in a quasi-coup-like fashion. As Gingrich himself says:
I am not 'running' for president. I am seeking to create a movement to win the future by offering a series of solutions so compelling that if the American people say I have to be president, it will happen.
With Général Gingrich at the helm, I'm confident we'll all have "une certaine idée des États-Unis".

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The ears and nose are pretty similar. No?

Great fun, NS. Thank goodness there are people like Gingrich to keep us looking at the bright side of li...

No, what am I saying?

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Jul 24th, 2007 at 04:01:45 PM EST
It was with great difficulty I cut a line from the diary about Gingrich having de Gaulle to compare himself to de Gaulle. But sometimes you just have to kill your darlings. Or increasingly horrible puns, as it were.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (m<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Tue Jul 24th, 2007 at 04:59:44 PM EST
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Horrible but Gallic.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Jul 24th, 2007 at 05:12:09 PM EST
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I've had Gaulle stones more pleasant than having to read the infinite wisdom of Gingrich.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (m<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Tue Jul 24th, 2007 at 05:32:13 PM EST
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Now also with a spot of orange.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (m<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Tue Jul 24th, 2007 at 05:50:46 PM EST
by Nonpartisan on Wed Jul 25th, 2007 at 12:26:56 AM EST
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Though it is perhaps not a particularly in-depth look at the legacy of Charles de Gaulle. But it does sum Gingrich pretty well, if I may so myself.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (m<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Wed Jul 25th, 2007 at 09:07:39 AM EST
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"it does sum UP Gingrich" and "if I may SAY so myself"...

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (m<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Wed Jul 25th, 2007 at 09:10:42 AM EST
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Not only is Gingrich's grasp of French modern history impressive,...

Cut the man some slack... He's an historian by training; of course he should know something of French modern history. Plus, he's been retired from politics for eons; plenty of time for reading...
by Bernard on Wed Jul 25th, 2007 at 04:36:25 PM EST


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