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by Colman
Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:33:30 PM EST

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I happened to notice this word 'skorkle' used as a verb in connection with the consumption of oysters. Never heard it before...

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:41:48 PM EST
It's how the Bebos get together to protect Fuzzeton Village from the evil Snords.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:47:01 PM EST
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I always wondered about that.
by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:34:28 PM EST
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Oysters. Yum.
by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:49:45 PM EST
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Doesn't sound any sillier than all those other Finnish words...  ;)

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:59:40 PM EST
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No johan pomppas. :-p ;-)

You have a normal feeling for a moment, then it passes. --More--
by tzt (tztmail at gmail dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:08:00 PM EST
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Kerpele naa kirjastoneidit.... ;-)

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:54:53 PM EST
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tried to google the word, not much came up, except for

Sklorking -Blow Out III 3/28 Recap: The Valley of the Stripper Dolls - Fans ... - Google Search

had so much fun reading it, though these lines in particular nearly had me sklorking up my chamomile tea. Quote:. Originally Posted by Critical ...

and

konksstu - Sklorking - Google Search

Spluttering like the Alien sklorking its wayoutta John Hurts scrawny stomach munching on Carl Perkins quiff and swimming in a cosmic slop Big Bang wrecking ...

So, I am not sure I know now what it means.

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:01:34 PM EST
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It appears to be a made-up onomatopoeia.  That is, it means what it sounds like...

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:15:12 PM EST
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So it's basically the audible passage of a gelatinous mass down tube?

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:46:59 PM EST
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It's whatever makes the sound, "sklork."  

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:49:23 PM EST
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...specific as ever

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:53:57 PM EST
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The possibilities are infinite, I would imagine.  

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:27:07 PM EST
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Not really. The S is sibillant, the K glottal, the OR motive, the K a second glottal, followed by a gulp - for which I don't know the technical term. This does not offer infinite possibilities.

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:32:45 PM EST
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<sklork> it's my left wheel that makes the noise it's the one that's buggered <skweek roll> my good mood circuits sometimes go slorkle though <skrr> it depends on the humidity <splltttzzz> short circuit shit <sklorkle>

When locusts move on, they leave nothing behind
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:06:44 PM EST
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The Sklorkbot is in da haus

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:09:56 PM EST
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Yay! My inboxes are empty, both physical and electronic. That's a lot of catching up done.

Now I guess I'll have to do some real work ...

by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:46:47 PM EST
I'm almost there, but..... those boxes fill up again in no time. :-(
by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:54:45 PM EST
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Le Monde staff on strike over job cuts at the French newspaper - International Herald Tribune

PARIS: Readers of the respected French daily Le Monde are going without their newspaper and getting only a bare-bones online version. Le Monde employees are holding a rare strike to protest a tough plan that includes 130 job cuts to make the paper profitable again.

Journalists would account for two-thirds of the job losses under the plan. The head of the paper, Eric Fottorino, also wants the paper to part with four publications in the Le Monde group.

The plan aims to put the paper in the black by 2010. Unions used their Monday strike to denounce the plan as "brutal."

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:52:52 PM EST
New Spanish cabinet includes first woman defense minister - International Herald Tribune

MADRID, Spain: Spain's first woman defense minister was among 17 members of the Cabinet sworn into office Monday.

Carme Chacon, 37 -- who is seven months pregnant -- is one of nine women in Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero's new government.

Chacon, from the Catalan town of Esplugues de Llobregat, served as a city councilor in 1999 and as deputy parliamentary speaker in 2004. She was promoted to housing minister in Zapatero's first government and was accredited with the Socialist party's success in the powerful northeastern region of Catalonia in the March 9 elections.

Zapatero's Socialists won 169 seats in Spain's 350-seat lower house in last month's elections.

Five key Zapatero allies retained their posts: Maria Teresa Fernandez de la Vega as deputy prime minister, Pedro Solbes in economy, Alfredo Perez Rubalcaba as interior minister, Miguel Angel Moratinos in foreign policy and Mariano Fernandez Bermejo in justice.

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:53:24 PM EST
East Germany's Top Party Wants Marx Back | Germany | Deutsche Welle | 14.04.2008
Oskar Lafontaine, co-leader of Germany's Left party, has called for parts of Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto to be officially adopted as party policy. He also wants Germany to nationalize energy companies.

Left Party co-chief Lafontaine told the conservative newspaper Die Welt that he found some sections of the Communist Manifesto to be "very contemporary," and should be adopted into the party program.

 

The segment he would like to include in his policy, about the bourgeoisie and capital, reads: "For exploitation veiled by religious and political illusions, (the bourgeoisie) has substituted naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation."

 

The Left Party is Germany's third most popular political party, after the ruling right-wing Christian Democratic Union (CDU) and Social Democrats (SPD).

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:53:58 PM EST

For when you tire of Italian elections.

I'd be the first to move over here but duty calls...I guess I'll be stuck with a beer all by myself.

by de Gondi (publiobestia aaaatttthotmaildaughtusual) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:54:16 PM EST
Given the delight some here take in voting minutia I was using it in the sense of "for when hell freezes over".
by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:20:17 PM EST
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So, uhm, we've gone from a mortgage crisis to a credit crisis to a food crisis in the last, oh, week.  Why do I feel like I am in one of those bad Hollywood disaster movies?  

In other bad news, Russia's sending some monkeys to Mars... (Those monkeys they just bought from Uganda?)

Anyway, Laika!  We will never ever forget!!

New monument to spacedog-martyr:

Probably it is a good thing they're putting monkeys on Mars, as it looks like the human race is about to fizzle out here on earth.  Primate colonization of Mars seems like as good a "Plan B" as any...


"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.

by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 01:56:11 PM EST
How are they defining a successful mission?

'Russia. We have put the monkeys on the Mars.'

[everyone in mission control looks at each other, shrugs, and starts filling out their next job application]

Are they bringing them back? Because bringing them back would be cool.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:37:09 PM EST
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Well, did Laika come back?  Poor little Laika...  Like some weird national pasttime, shooting poor animals into outerspace, never to return...  

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:45:56 PM EST
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success:  if the monkey survive, mate, colonize Mars, build a spaceship and return to Earth ;-)
by zoe on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:46:53 PM EST
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And so the cycle repeats.... ;-)

I'm tired of this backslapping, aint humanity great BS, we're a virus with shoes Bill Hicks
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:50:32 PM EST
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Looks like interplanetarytribune.com is still free.

Pizza, anyone?

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:23:41 PM EST
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Well who's going to teach them the proper sayings for when they get back?
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!


I'm tired of this backslapping, aint humanity great BS, we're a virus with shoes Bill Hicks
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:41:16 PM EST
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because monkey have come from Mars in a spaceship before?
by zoe on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:39:22 PM EST
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Well judging by most of the evidence, Inteligent life isn't dominant here.

I'm tired of this backslapping, aint humanity great BS, we're a virus with shoes Bill Hicks
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:42:48 PM EST
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Cosmic Variance: Goodbye.

Yesterday I spent a couple of hours at Wheeler's bedside. I tried to say thank you. But it was impossible to convey how much he means to me, and how grateful I am to him. In that moment when I crossed the threshold to his office, I was embarking on a new path. I am still on that path, and every day I am grateful to him for showing me the way.

John Wheeler died this morning.



When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:37:15 PM EST
RIP
by Metatone (metatone [a|t] gmail (dot) com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 02:53:47 PM EST
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This is, I think, the third Monday evening in a row without power. Load shedding (a wonderful euphemism for controlled black-outs) is becoming professional in South Africa. The stint in our neighbourhood generally lasts from six to ten, so some 50 minutes to go.

I am getting weary of cold food for supper. I don't think this will get much better in winter.

I've been busy to write up on all the crazy people I've met in this country so far. I could post it here, with names as pseudonyms - but it's not even remotely intellectual.

by Nomad on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:12:35 PM EST
Oh, do!  It will make me happy, and rdf feel vindicated. lol...

Weird.  I was listening to the Cowboy Junkies all weekend (why?  don't know...)  and for whatever reason, it made me think of you and the poems and songs you post.


"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.

by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:31:15 PM EST
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I take that as a compliment - a connection to the Cowboy Junkies, even at a subliminal level, I cherish as high praise.

I'll try the crazy kaleidoscope - let's see to where it will float.

by Nomad on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 05:06:48 AM EST
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by zoe on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:36:54 PM EST
and this is cool - a 360 panorama of a sunset at the Great Wall of China

http://www.sleeponthegreatwall.com/qtvr/great_wall_jinshanling_sunset.html

by zoe on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 03:45:51 PM EST
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That is awesome.

It also looks like a large filet of salmon. If salmon were blue.

you are the media you consume.

by MillMan (millguy at gmail) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:11:33 PM EST
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It's a fossil of the great and mighty salmon-god.

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:15:58 PM EST
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I'll bet he's tastier than the body and blood of christ.

My church used some really bad wine.

you are the media you consume.

by MillMan (millguy at gmail) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:17:52 PM EST
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Those are great pics!  I had to find where they came from.

Lake Huron frozen wave . . . not! - The Weather Guys - USATODAY.com

Before rumors fester (or should that be freeze?) into facts, let's be clear that these are not frozen waves, but rather ice formations shaped by wind. They were taken by a polar astronomer, Caltech's Tony Travouillon, while he was doing research at Dome C in Antarctica several years ago. You can see more photos of these ice formations on Tony's website.

Before I read that article, I thought, "Wow!  Huge frozen waves!"  After I'd read the article I thought, "Wow!  Huge walls of ice shaped by the wind!"

Great photos at the link in the text.

Don't fight forces, use them R. Buckminster Fuller.

by rg (leopold dot lepster at google mail dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:26:47 PM EST
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very good.  At least we won't be perpetuating a myth.
by zoe on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:35:12 PM EST
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I think it's safe to say that the second pic is definitely the Great Wall

although it could be that wall they are trying to build between the USA and Mexico  :-(

by zoe on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:38:12 PM EST
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Now that wall would start melting--creating all kinds of amazing vistas and passages.

It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice !

Don't fight forces, use them R. Buckminster Fuller.

by rg (leopold dot lepster at google mail dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 07:32:16 PM EST
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Heh, being in Africa I shouldn't be complaining about cold - although I will very soon, because insulation remains a foreign concept in this country and the winter cold is Made in Antarctica.

Nature is art! All I can say.

by Nomad on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 04:51:19 AM EST
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For robot fans: Big Dog, from DARPA.

Breathtaking technology but a tad spooky, too.

by Loefing on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:27:17 PM EST
fascinating
by zoe on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 04:48:52 PM EST
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Woah!  First it reacts like a kicked animal and then--I suddenly imagined it was a pair of people in black leggings, yep, yep, woah--no heads!  This thing has no head!

Financed by the Defense Ministry.  They are going to give them guns--they're shooting each other and us now, maybe, but -- like you said, spooky!

Don't fight forces, use them R. Buckminster Fuller.

by rg (leopold dot lepster at google mail dot com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 07:39:44 PM EST
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New York Times: A Pub Crawl Through the Centuries

DR. JOHNSON declared a tavern seat "the throne of human felicity." The Frenchman Hilaire Belloc, who spent his life in England, said: "When you have lost your inns, drown your empty selves. For you will have lost the last of England."

A good pub is a ready-made party, a home away from home, a club anyone can join. Some British pubs began as simple meeting places, some as coaching inns -- hostelries where stagecoaches stopped for the night for fodder, bed and stable. Generally these were larger, and had a secondary pub at the back for ostlers, farriers and other riffraff.

In Oxford, which has some pubs -- like the Bear, on Blue Boar Lane, and the Mitre, on the High Street -- that date back to the 1200's, many of the names echo the Middle Ages. The White Hart (a stag, Richard II's heraldic emblem), the Kings Arms (named for James I, during whose reign neighboring Wadham College was founded), The Bear, the Wheatsheaf: all are names that call up a past of knights, farms and forests.



A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
by marco (cowannar at gmail punkt com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 07:30:27 PM EST
That takes me back a few years, My girlfriend used to work in Oxford, so every couple of weeks I'd end up in one of those pubs.

I'm tired of this backslapping, aint humanity great BS, we're a virus with shoes Bill Hicks
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 09:26:46 PM EST
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An American guy I know who did a year (or two?) at Oxford had the following to say about that article:

They left out the part about how these pubs are run entirely by American slave labor--about 6 dollars an hour w/out tips, I seem to recall. Oh, Lamb and Flag...with your tasty half-price fish and chips. I couldn't quit you.

A language is a dialect with an army and navy.

by marco (cowannar at gmail punkt com) on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 02:44:22 AM EST
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Well it's either them, australians or south africans.

my particular memory are the stuffed armchairs in the Irish pub on Botley road.

I'm tired of this backslapping, aint humanity great BS, we're a virus with shoes Bill Hicks

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 03:39:09 AM EST
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In my day <dodder dodder> Americans at Oxford were rich.

When locusts move on, they leave nothing behind
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 03:47:20 AM EST
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but not clever enough to inhale?

I'm tired of this backslapping, aint humanity great BS, we're a virus with shoes Bill Hicks
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 04:08:03 AM EST
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My locals were the King's Arms and the Turf. Neither seem to have essentially changed, to judge by the photos.

I never liked the King's Arms, only went there because other people would want to. The journalist seems to capture the spirit of the place: always full, a kind of crossroads, a lot of brashness and pretentious conversation. The Turf was more laid back. It had a mina bird that used to scream your ears off if you had the bad luck to have to sit by its cage.

When locusts move on, they leave nothing behind

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 03:41:21 AM EST
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BBC NEWS | Health | Hormones 'may fuel market crises'

Hormone surges among City traders could be partly responsible for driving "boom and bust" economics, say researchers.

A Cambridge University team found testosterone levels were directly linked to the profit they made.

The Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences study also found levels of the stress hormone cortisol could affect the risks they took.

A psychologist who works with investment bankers said it may help explain seemingly irrational behaviour.



I'm tired of this backslapping, aint humanity great BS, we're a virus with shoes Bill Hicks
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Apr 14th, 2008 at 09:25:19 PM EST
The gears of my double-secret travel plans are turning. I fly to Auckland on Nov 3.

Yes, I will vote absentee. No, I did not choose that date because John "bomb bomb Iran" McCain is going to be elected supreme overlord the next day.

you are the media you consume.

by MillMan (millguy at gmail) on Tue Apr 15th, 2008 at 12:32:13 AM EST


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