Can anyone else reproduce this?

When locusts move on, they leave nothing behind

I'll have to settle for watching highlights of Mark Cavendish's dash to glory.

Men have been given permission to show off their legs at an Essex golf club for the first time in 113 years.

Members of Frinton Golf Club were previously required to wear knee-length socks with shorts.

But now committee members have relaxed the rule and men can wear short socks - a move that officials said has divided the club's 600 members.

If anyone has experience of Frinton-on-sea, this is just a proper Frinton story.

Interviewer: What do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings? Helpmann: Bad sportsmanship

He told The Sunday Telegraph: "The men and women whom we select to go back to the Moon, and on to Mars, will be professionals.

"But the bottom line is that, like hunger and thirst, sex is a basic biological motive. The potential round-trip mission to Mars could take three years. It doesn't make sense to assume that these men and women are going to have no thoughts of it for three years. Nasa and other space agencies should address this in their training and in crew selection."

zero-G sex could lead to an interesting addendum to the kama-sutra.

There are no blank spots on the map any more, anywhere on earth. You want a blank spot on the map, you gotta leave the map behind. Jon Krakauer