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by ATinNM
This gives some idea of the size of Gustav
Promoted by afew
The eye is just off the coast of Cuba and the outermost rain clouds are in north central Georgia. That's roughly 800 miles or 1,333 kilometers. It about that much wide (roughly) but call it 1,200 kilometers; so if the eye of Gustav was at Paris the outermost bands would be in Helsigborg, Sweden, just across the 'whale road' from Copenhagen; east/west it would stretch from Manchester, England to pretty close to Milan, Italy.
If I remember the terminology correctly, Gustav falls into the "One Huge Honker of a Storm" Category on the "Kee-rist and His Bastard Son Harry!" scale. The actual hurricane force winds (minimum 70/116 miles/kilometers per hour) from the eye wall extend ... well I don't know how far out they will extend when you wake up in the morning (slackers) but right before it hit Cuba it was 60/100 miles/kilometers and that's a radius, mind you. But that's not the most important part of the story. Gustav, the bastard, dumped 25+ inches of rain per inch or 13.5 centimeters of rain every .54 centimeters when it slammed into Cuba. THAT'S the important part and why hurricanes are so damaging. Flooding, flooding, flooding. There's no way any river can carry away the amount of water a hurricane, or a strong Tropical Storm, dumps. So you get standing water all over the place. And standing water is the THE worst thing a building has to withstand. Or, rather, not withstand. After a building's foundation and sills have been immersed in water for 24 hours they are, as is said in the construction business, fucked. Fergit it. Hosed. Beridden, bewettened, and beshitted. Beshitted? Yes. Because ... where do you think all that pee and poop goes? Anyway? And when it is grandly lifted from whence it was, floated to the top of the water, and gracefully transported to your living room floor it ain't a pretty sight. Or smell. Another thing hurricanes bring: disease. Without really good Public Health services available Right the Hell Now all the various bacteria and virus populations find that yummy environment, formerly your living room floor, and explode. These little buggers are simple souls. All they want to do is be born, live, reproduce, and give you malaria, dengue fever, diphtheria, typhoid, and various other wonderful experiences.
The last thing a hurricane brings, that I am going to talk about, is economic devastation. The nations of the Caribbean, what with one thing and another, don't have a lot of spare cash sitting around. One of the reasons they don't have a lot of spare cash sitting around is every five to ten years a hurricane comes through and plays havoc with their economies for a year or so. I'm no expert in this field so I can't provide a cash accounting but those who are estimated the cost of Katrina (a supposedly Unique Event¹) anywhere from $20 to $150 billion. Even cutting this to 1/10 of the damage a country has gotta sell a buttload of bananas to get 2 to 15 billion bucks. And that money is tax money wrested from those lying thieving murderous bastard sons-of-bitches² like the And let us not forget during the time between the hurricane and the check for the bananas clears the afflicted country has to borrow money from your local, friendly, international banker to buy food from the local, friendly, international grain dealer to feed the populace lest they starve to death or die of diseases while also using some of that money to purchase, from your local, friendly, international supplier various odds and thingummies to get the economy moving. Again. Of course, should the country not pay the interest or principal for the loan, or for the food, or for the odds and thingummies - for whatever reason - a polite note from the bankers, dealers, and suppliers will be brought to their shores by the US Navy and delivered by the United States Marine Corp who, together and acting as one, will proceed to steal everything that isn't nailed down and crowbar up everything that is until the bankers, dealers, and suppliers are satisfied. Or the country ekes along, repaying the debt and interest. Trying to get ahead of the game. Trying to develop. And then, sometime later, another hurricane comes along and the whole sorry mess starts again.
Sidebar Footnotes ¹ Gustav isn't happening. Who you going to believe? Your lying eyes or the actuaries at the Major Global Insurance Companies? ² I use "lying thieving murderous bastard sons-of-bitches" only in its nicest possible sense. After all I am assured by Tommy Friedman transnational corporations only want to sell me a Lexus whilst I'm grooving under my very own Olive Tree. |
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Hurricane Gustav | 48 comments (48 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
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