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by Jerome a Paris
Alan Greenspan, the man who has done more than anybody - even including the Bush administration - to impoverish the middle classes for the profit of the ultra-rich, has been given yet another tribune in a Serious Business Newspaper (in this case, the Financial Times of London) to try to provide justification for his past hackdom. That one is particularly rich in jargon, so I thought it would be worth doing a full translation and commentary.
Follow me below the fold.
In blockquotes: the actual text
Front-paged by afew
This is not a small crisis like you've known in your lifetimes, this is a real, class-A "oh shit" crisis. No kidding, Bubbles. But don't worry, we'll have negative growth yet, once we've stopped massaging statistics after a Democrat has been elected.
Banks are fucked. We've already used a hell of lot of taxpayer money (and government credibility) to save the first two casualties, but that was not enough and now there's a lot more to come, and little we can do. No shit, Bubbles. We've used public money to save private speculators ("sovereign credits were substituted for private bank credit"), and Wall Street is happy that this has created the nice precedent for the rest of them when needed. And yet, they worry about it ( a simple explanation of this goes as follows: bankers look at their books, say "oh shit, what a load of crap", then go on to think "our colleagues must be in an even worse shape, I just know i have not been as reckless as them" and conclude, logically, that other banks' balance sheets are full of crap and should not be lent to under any circumstances. Thus the credit crunch: banks now keep for themselves whatever fresh cash they have, after having spent years literally throwing money (courtesy of Bubbles Greenspan) at clients.
Banks can only be save when the real estate crisis is over.
We're still building almost as many homes as are being bought, so the crisis can come to a head only when construction crashes enough for the houses already on sale to be bought by new buyers coming on the market. The real estate market crisis is really, really bad and is no closer to being solved.
If stockmarkets fall too, we're truly fucked; if they don't, we still have a chance to survive.
Despite banks fucking everything, for some reason other corporations are not yet fucked and are still making money. See: everything's alright. The Dow Jones is not down yet!
The Chinese save a lot of their money, and will need to park it somewhere. Thus equities might yet survive. Yeah, thank God for these silly suckers buying our dollars and our increasingly worthless T-bills.
If there is little inflation, today's assets generate value in the future which is worth more today. So lower inflation means higher stock market values. Inflation is BAD. I bet you did not get that message from that paragraph... but hey, he's a central banker. In other words: we have to protect the assets of the very rich, otherwise things will be really, really bad.
Hey, that paragraph is understandable as such. Amazing! Globalisation is great!
Capitalism is to be credited with the boom, but the bust is due to human nature - NOT to capitalism. hmmm... yeah right.
We all knew it was a bubble. We were just hoping that it would last enough not to burst on our watch. No way were we going to talk about it before it did burst! After years of denying that it was a bubble, we've had more than a little bit of that revisionist discourse that says that "everybody" just knew it was a bubble even though "nobody" could have predicted (except for those that, you know, actually did). Now the discourse is slightly more subtle: it was known, but there was little to do about it. The underlying theme is: "Don't blame us for the bubble. Bubbles happen, nothing we can do about human nature." Nothing could be further from the truth. That bubble was deliberately engineered through lower interest rates, compounded by tax cuts for the rich, and fed by a 30-year ideological drive to make money and greed the ultimate arbiters of everything in our societies. Never forget: all of this was NOT inevitable: it was a political choice, endorsed by too many for too long.
It's VERY hard to predict the timing of a crash, so why bother - it's more fun, not to mention a lot more profitable, to join the fun while it lasts As Keynes wrote almost a century ago: "markets are irrational longer than you are solvent", ie, you often go bankrupt betting against bubbles, even if you are right. Greenspan improves on that by saying that you might as well bet on the bubble. Fires happen. It's okay to play with gasoline, it has no incidence on fires, they would have happened anyway.
We can no longer deny the financial crisis, but we can still fight its inevitable political consequences by reminding people of what made the boom possible. Yeah, let's forget about the bust.
The boom has only one cause, all over the world: less government. Let's brazenly take all credit for the boom. Never mind that it was artificial.
Yeah. Even in China or Russia, it's "less government" that should be credited. Never mind the scaremongering discourse you hear at the same time about government interference in private affairs by that evil Putin. The good things are thanks to less government, the bad things to more government. Simple really.
Don't forget: governements = bad So, because of the bubble, things will crash, thus requiring governments to pick up the pieces (using taxpayer money). But because of that government intervention, the crisis will be blamed on government, and the Randians can selflessly go back to arguing that what we need is yet less government, to get another boom. It's a simple philosophy: push for a boom-and-bust economy, call it inevitable, claim credit for the booms, blame evil government for the busts, say it loud enough that people have no idea it might be otherwise, rinse and repeat. How do I say this? ALAN GREENSPAN IS A HACK. He is an evil, partisan, hack. He inflated the biggest bubble of all times, and he is the main driving cause of today's bust (also likely to be the biggest bust of all times). He is FULLY to blame for it, as is the ideology he has never abandoned or hidden: that of deregulation, greed, selfishness and the destruction and decredibilisation of government. Republicans fuck up government. The main lesson should not be that govenrment can be fucked up. it is that you should not entrust government, a vital function in society, to Republicans. How hard is that to understand? |
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