The plot thickens: is there to be white collar crime in the White House?

Hagen to breakfast with Bush

Our recycling Norwegian shirt hero Stein Erik Hagen and his wife are to have dinner tonight with President Bush, and breakfast in the White House tomorrow - between bank collapses, no doubt.

The background for Hagen's Washington visit is that Hagen has for years been on the advisory board of the Library of Congress.

Hagen did not wish to comment on the meetings when journalists met him at Oslo airport on  Thursday.

....but it is confidently expected that he will appear in the White House in new shirt collars, and with new soles on his shoes.

Surely the Library of Congress is a cover for something more sinister, since everyone knows Bush doesn't read, and Hagen only reads balance sheets.

Is this in fact a meeting of the Illuminati, or the Bilderberg shirt working group?

The People must be told!