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by poemless ![]() Contents: Meta Meta, Metaphor, Meditation, Mediation, and Something of literary quality. I've been asked to write a diary in which I put forth (again) the theory that European Tribune bears an uncanny resemblence to a Dostoyevsky novel. I don't really want to do this, since I'd just be repeating myself. And I know for a fact a significant number of you have not even read Dostoyevsky and will have no idea what I'm talking about, and, well, like Colman said, I'm not your freaking teacher people! On the other hand, I do savor your praise. And while I've never been the "team player" type, I suppose I can make an attempt to try to maybe be accommodating to our FPers in the name of truth and reconciliation. After all, one can't go on fighting forever. Eventually you have to have hot make-up sex. Or kill someone. Which, if my theory holds any water, is more likely to occur here. Hm. When I am done, someone should calculate the number of hot sex scenes v. the number of murders in Dostoyevsky's novels, and then posit that it says something awful about Christianity. Ha! But first, I present to you :
ET as Dostoyevski Novel, or ,"As usual, art from the keyboard":
The following is a comment I wrote in response to TBG's comment in response to ChrisCook's diary in response to Jerome's response to everyone's response to some people's response to Sven's diary about bears. (<--Note the curious appearance of Russian iconography. You will be tested on its meaning later.)
Bold brackets represent commentary not in the original.
I think people stopped - for a while, temporarily, and in specific instances - seeing the other posters here as people and started treating them as personifications of arguments and beliefs. Usually ones they really really really didn't like much. Then Ceebs said something about art, Mig asked for a diary, Swedish Kind of Death (whom I always mentally call "Swedish Fish") asked what the hell I have against "X" and I plagiarized the wiki entry for Godwin's law:
Poemless's Law (also known as Poemless's Rule of Dostoyevskian Likeness) is an adage formulated by poemless in 2009. The law states: "As ET grows older, the probability of its members resembling characters from a novel by Feodor Dostoyevsky approaches one." It should be cataloged right after Orlov's Law which states "As time passes at ET, the probability of someone mentioning the "Collapse Gap" approaches one." When I wrote my response to TBG, I was pretty certain the psychological phenomenon of "When you have a hammer (read: Russian Lit. degree), everything looks like a nail (read: a Russian novel)" was at work. I read, "started treating them as personifications of arguments and beliefs," and immediately recalled Marco's diary about The Idiot, in which I wrote, "Dostoyevsky is much like Dickens in that just about every character "represents" some idea, or philosophy, or element of society. While their actions might not seem integral to the plot, they're meant to personify ideas, illustrate their consequences or nature, be examples in a larger debate." A brief biography of Feodor Dostoyevsky: Dostoyevsky was your run-of-the mill progressive intellectual. The kind who reads philosophy and champions civil rights and goes to meet-ups. (<-- Pay attention. This will be very important.) One day the Tsar flipped out and sentenced him to death for his subversive behavior, but by divine intervention, Dostoyevsky's life was spared, and then in prison, he became a strange breed of Christian and Slavophile and wrote these madly brilliant and highly entertaining novels. His novels, which often get a bad rap for their length, are actually page-turning thrillers. They are like lurid soap operas and crime novels, only instead of monosyllabic bimbos or quirky cops, the characters are philosophies and religions and political ideologies and sociological archetypes. Still, there is lust, greed, murder, heartbreak, and countless scenes in which someone just has to go and say the wrong thing and, lo, a provincial flame war erupts. Business as usual stops and people suddenly all lose their senses and accusations fly and everyone runs about looking for the person to blame. They are experiments of what happens if you take any ideology (or lack thereof) to its logical extreme. They are condemnations of society that breeds suffering and indifference. They are tug-of-wars between the obligation to be morally decent and good and rationally objective and just. And illustrations of just how practically impossible that is. Jerome recently wrote, regarding the recent chaos at ET:
Beyond the gap on what could be called the rationality vs spirituality divide [...] it seems to me that the most relevant distinction is still between insiders and outsiders, incrementalists vs revolutionaries, or "realists" vs idealists" (all different labels for the same thing: those inside the system, or benefitting from ot, who want to improve it, and those outside it, or abused by it, who want to get rid of it). It strikes me that this could easily have been lifted from an undergraduate paper on The Demons. In the name of truth and reconciliation, I am not caring at all if you believe that the dynamics at ET eerily mimic those in a 19th century novel because of some magical Dr. Who-like disturbance of the line which separates reality from imagination. However, if you are interested in a more reasonable and less exciting explanation, you'll be relieved to learn there is one. Everyone open your books to The Petrashevsky Circle:
The Petrashevsky Circle was a Russian literary discussion group of progressive-minded commoner-intellectuals in St. Petersburg organized by Mikhail Petrashevsky, a follower of the French utopian socialist Charles Fourier. Among the members were writers, teachers, students, minor government officials, army officers, and so on. While not uniform in their political views, most of them were opponents of the tsarist autocracy and the Russian serfdom. Among those connected with the circle were the writers Dostoyevsky and Saltykov-Shchedrin and the poets Pie shcheyev, Maikov, and Taras Shevchenko.[1] That's right. Fedya spent his free time fraternizing with social-justice-minded political types who were followers of some French utopian socialist, people who came from all kinds of backgrounds and who got their kicks discussing philosophy. Huh. Well that's funny... Because... Dude, that's just spooky. Even spookier: if the debates in his novels are any indication, these intellectual types also talked a lot about trains, relations between Russia and Europe, and the merits of pure reason v. mysticism. And were prone to passionate outbursts and disagreements. Whoa. What have we learned today? Fuck - I don't even know. I've gone and confused myself. The morally decent and good part of my says we should treat each other like the vulnerable and complex humans we are. The intellectual part of me thinks it is clear that we are actually not humans but some incarnation of the madness borne out of an epileptic Russian mind. The just part of me tells me to get the hell out of ET while I am still alive, before I end up in a gulag or murdered by someone. Dostoyevsky would have us err on the side of the morally decent and good because those intellectual types always turn out to be blood-thirsty nihilists. Plus, I know for a fact Mr.D would be a blogger if he were alive today, based on the existence of this. Which is basically a blog without technology. So today we have learned that we should be kind and blog. Even if we are true believers and commie nihilists. Be kind, and write. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, since this is an Odds & Ends and not meant to be pedantic or scare the pants off you, let's - hypothetically ... or on the off-chance we are in fact incarnations of the madness borne of an epileptic Russian mind, find out what character you are. We won't put you in a box. Unless we really are characters, but then, it would be Dostoyevsky who is putting you in a box, technically, so blame him. I'll go first: Nastasya Filippovna
Of the many characters we see in Dostoyevsky's novels, few of the principal characters are female. However, in one of his more famous novels, The Idiot, we find perhaps one of the strongest female characters of most nineteenth-century literature, if not of Europe, then at least of Russia. Nastasya Filippovna, a proud, yet exploited woman, is by far one of Dostoyevsky's most intriguing characters. She has an instantaneous and dramatic affect on the characters surrounding her. Nastasya Filippovna has been systematically destroyed by her surroundings. She finds she is unable to survive in the society of her time. Valued by men only for her beauty or her possessions, feared by jealous women, Nastasya Filippovna succumbs to insanity and finally, her own murder. Believing herself to be guilty and in need of punishment and purification, Nastasya Filippovna fights yet, finally, submits herself to destructive forces that surround her. (...)
(BTW, I am pretty sure that Heath Ledger's Joker is based on the character of Pyotr Stepanovich Verkhovensky.) |
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