DownFall : The Comedy version

by Helen
Mon May 4th, 2009 at 01:46:21 PM EST

Independent - Simon Carr - Brown is in his bunker, with a final, inevitable crisis to come

Boris Johnson was asked last week whether he thought power corrupts. He replied: "Power reveals." Power has indeed revealed Gordon Brown. It has undone him and exposed his workings, his mechanisms, his motivations, his modus operandi, his character, his destiny.

He has marched with an unerring tread from his Downing Street launch two years ago to his final bunker. He was always headed here. The essence of bunker life is that you are divorced from reality. You can no longer see for yourself. Reports come through but they are tailored to what you want to hear, or what your courtiers want to tell you. Historians are press-ganged in to provide examples of sudden, amazing victories. Astrologers or economists provide good news, encouraging news. But time is only going one way, and usually there's only one way out of the bunker



It's a good analogy, history repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce. This is not simply Brown's DownFall,this is NuLabour's Pratfall. There are times in a government's life when they seem charmed, whatever happens doesn't seem to matter in the polls. Mistakes can be made, Ministers can talk out of turn or even go completely barking insane. No matter, the gods remain kind and all will be well. And then, one day, semingly without warning but always with good reason, the mood changes and anything the government does turn to ashes in their hands.

Yet politicians still believe they can appease the gods with sacrifice, McMillan (UK Prime minister '57 - 63) once famously sacked nearly his entire cabinet to try to bolster popularity, but still lost the election. Labour disposed of Tony Blair and, for a short while believed they had shed their bad luck. But these gods are not bought cheaply and their wrath is not lightly dispensed. Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. And nothing eats at your sanity like hope. So the polls rose, they even imagined they might run to the country for a snap election in 2007. And the gods gloated as finally an ocean of hubris began to pour on the Labour landscape.

So here we are, in a week where, for some reason, Gordon Brown decided to make a complete fool of himself on YouTube last week. Apparently it is claimed to have been deliberately amateurish, as all YouTube videos are. As Andrew Rawnsley described it;-
 

that gurning appearance on YouTube, now a worldwide comedy sensation. I guess he did it from a vague notion that it would make him look like he had the popular touch. It had the reverse effect. The prime minister's lunatic rictus was more disturbing than Jack Nicholson in The Shining

Whatever occasioned this madness, it is now been widely determined to have been a mistake,  I expected to find the video trailed as "satire brought to you by the conservative party on behalf of david Cameron", but no, this was an official labour party disaster of their own making.

Now, laughably, first Hazel Blears says this was a mistake

YouTube if you want to. But it's no substitute for knocking on doors or setting up a stall in the town centre

Then, she was got at overnight and has now released a statement sayng that she's shocked and horrified that anybody could have interpreted what she said as an attack on gordon Brown, full confidence, best man for the job .. blah blah.

Jackie ashley described the problem best in the Guardian

This is why, finally, the McBride killer emails story was not trivial. The nastiness and cynicism reflected a part of the Brown attack machine that he has been unable to abjure. The chain of mistakes would be bad luck, a rough old week in politics, were they not connected by a refusal to take advice, and by the out-of-touch tactics of a puffed-up little cabal. I will go to my grave still arguing that Brown has good qualities, a bigness of political vision; but these government-destroying flaws are his too.
So now, with at most a year to go before a general election, Labour is falling apart. MPs of all parties are notorious panickers, but this time panic is the rational response. If the party gets the kind of historic shredding the polls suggest then all bets are off.

Now the full bizarre nature of Brown's flawed character, once merely hinted at, is being examined in grotesque detail

Unnamed ministers are quoted as saying that Gordon Brown is "lashing out" at people and looking for someone to blame for the debacles of recent weeks. There are stories of rages and of flying office equipment. We all saw the prime minister so dazed with tiredness in parliament the other day that he didn't know whether he was coming or going. And he says, "I don't regret anything I've done".

Is there really any saving grace for them ? Haven't they done good things with social policy ? Yes, they have, but these have been largely inconsequential figleaves to cover up other far more important monstrosities. The Iraq war front and centre, but also the degrading abasement of the City.

This last to the extent that when the Chancellor tried to refill the Treasury by putting up taxes on the top 1% of earners to 50%, the criticism from within Blairite ranks was that this measure would chase away high achievers and reduce rather than increase revenues. You would expect this Laffer curve, Randian drivel of the rich going on strike and migrating abroad from the Conservatives and their press friends.
That it came from some in the Labour Cabinet shows how necessary it is that a firehose is employed to clean out the mess into which the labour party has descended.

There is already one party for the rich, the UK does not need two. The UK will suffer under the Tories and I'm not sure how healthily we might emerge afterward. But this may well be countered by the leftish tendencies of the US so maybe not much harm could be done. But the country needs a labour party committed to justice for the people, a period in the wilderness may allow them to re-discover their instincts.

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There is already one party for the rich, the UK does not need two.


In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 02:27:05 PM EST
Plus, watching Brits fight is pretty funny.

Be nice to America. Or we'll bring democracy to your country.
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 03:14:01 PM EST
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yup, prime minister's Q-time is frequently comedic.

great diary, helen!

the lesson i'm learning from el gordo is that those whose whole existence revolves about satisfying the ego's lust for power are frequently (always, inevitably?) the least competent at administering it.

blair and he have done more than any in history to tarnish whatever lackluster remnant there was of belief that a. the labour party was any less sleazy than the tories, or any more competent at government.
b. that (sigh...) they cared about the peoples' welfare.

blair had the smarts to get out while the going was still (seemingly) good, before the shit really hit the fan.

brown... well, i hope that bunker is comfortable, he may need to move there permanently.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." Jim Hightower

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 06:10:33 PM EST
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The tragedy is that Blair will still be spreading his slime over the globe long after Gordo has been retired to the Sunlit Uplands Care Home for Delusional Former Prime Ministers.

Blair's final triumph has been to destroy hope - not just in NuLab, but in democracy itself.

Meanwhile Labour are being blamed for being too socialist while pursuing Tory policies.

It's all been very slick and nihilistic.

I don't share Helen's optimism in a Labour recovery because there's no one to lead it.

My guess is we're in for a decade or so of Tory 'market'-minded banditry and state-sanctioned violence, which will be more overt and even less interested in social welfare than NuLab have been.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 07:00:19 PM EST
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No, I don't think there is anybody to lead it either. Cruddas is making useful noises about direction, but he's not a leader and is, himself, too compromised by blairite accomodations to have any credibility.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Tue May 5th, 2009 at 12:38:18 PM EST
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But the country needs a labour party committed to justice for the people, a period in the wilderness may allow them to re-discover their instincts.

Hope springs eternal in the human breast,...

In opposition will the party leaders, who ever they may be, retain the stultifying power over candidate selection that you have so vividly previously described?  If so, to what end are they likely to use it?

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."

by ARGeezer (ARGeezer at eurotrib.com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 04:23:58 PM EST
Exactly. The Blair takeover was the result of a period in the wilderness. The economic crisis may force them to change their policies, but it could do that without them being in opposition.
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 04:30:25 PM EST
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The problem is that Labour has very little to offer by way of leaders.  I don't share your optimism on time in the wilderness yielding a better party.

There's nothing even slightly "leftish" about the UK right now.  Unless David Cameron is now considered to be of the left.

What's really pathetic is that I'm seeing a lot of the criticism coming from the right of the Labour Party.  And not just the right of the party, but a batshit-crazy, farther-right-than-America element.  Take the 50p tax rise.  You've got the Blairites coming out to denounce it as ineffective at best and counterproductive at worst.  How does Labour come back in a more worthy form if the loudest voices on the "left" are preaching supply-side economics?

So Blair's gone.  Brown is Dead Man Walking, and the answer is now to amp up the crazy?

Shit, even Cameron doesn't, so far as I'm aware, promote that garbage.  In fact, he defeated a supply-sider to become Tory leader.  And Clegg looks like a worthy leader of the opposition, post-2010, simply by not falling on his face when he walks into a room.

I'd argue that Labour is probably even more fucked up than the GOP here in the states, politically.  A major problem I find is that Labour has no ear to the country that exists outside Westminster.  For all the talk of fundraising and organizing and the like about the blogosphere here, the netroots are also politically savvy and can lend a knowing word to the politicians.  Labour has no such infrastructure in place, and as the battle plays out on television and in the papers, any potential "leftish" message is smothered by an even stupider British equivalent of the DLC.

I wouldn't hold my breath.

Be nice to America. Or we'll bring democracy to your country.

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 07:15:42 PM EST
the answer is now to amp up the crazy?

Apparently.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue May 5th, 2009 at 11:59:42 AM EST
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/cartoon/2009/apr/30/steve-bell-gordon-brown-gurkha-cartoon

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon May 4th, 2009 at 10:18:04 PM EST
The upside to all of this is that Steve Bell's Cameron cartoons are getting better.  I don't think they'll ever top his hysterically funny Blair ones, but they'll do.



Be nice to America. Or we'll bring democracy to your country.

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue May 5th, 2009 at 09:05:06 AM EST
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His Major ones are probably the best, along with spitting image managed to illustrate the man completely.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue May 5th, 2009 at 11:12:36 AM EST
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The Major ones are quite good.  But they weren't quite outrageous enough to match Blair.  Adding his Cherie Blair to it usually made for some good ones, too.

Be nice to America. Or we'll bring democracy to your country.
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue May 5th, 2009 at 02:24:55 PM EST
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Was always fairly disturbed about the Cherie ones. Buying into the rights Anti Women media message.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue May 5th, 2009 at 02:32:16 PM EST
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I sometimes wondered about that myself, but I could always see what he was getting at. He captures the venal false flatterty she projects very well. She is entirely self-serving and he nailed it.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Tue May 5th, 2009 at 03:40:33 PM EST
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http://www.karcher.de

I think they do volume pricing...

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by martingale on Thu May 21st, 2009 at 01:18:07 AM EST


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