Whisky Leasing

by ChrisCook
Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 09:57:03 AM EST

Diageo PLC: Statement re Pension Deficit | Company Announcements | Investegate

Diageo announces 10 year funding arrangements for UK Diageo Pension Scheme

Diageo has today announced that agreement has been reached with the Trustee of the UK Diageo Pension Scheme (the UK Scheme) on a 10 year funding plan.  At the time of the triennial actuarial valuation at 1 April 2009 the deficit of the UK Scheme was £862 million. This triggered a requirement to put in place the 10 year funding plan which has been announced today.

Key points of the agreement include:

·     £197 million which was agreed under the 2006 funding plan has been transferred to the UK Scheme.

·     A pension funding partnership will be formed (the PFP), which will hold maturing whisky spirit as assets. This structure will generate an income to the UK Scheme which is expected to total £25 million each year over the term of the PFP. The PFP is expected to be in place for 15 years after which time the Trustee will be able to sell its PFP interests to the company for an amount expected to be no greater than the deficit at that time, up to a maximum of £430 million.

·     The company will further underwrite the reduction of the UK Scheme deficit through an agreement to make conditional cash contributions into escrow totalling £338 million if an equivalent reduction in the deficit is not achieved over the 10 year term.

·     It is expected that the annual payments to the UK Scheme of £25 million together with payments which are anticipated under the agreement currently being negotiated in respect of the Guinness Ireland Group Pension Scheme will be broadly cash flow neutral against the £50 million per annum which has been paid in respect of the UK Scheme since 2007. These arrangements will have no impact on the value of Diageo's net assets.

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This is an interesting scheme from Diageo who are essentially monetising the whisky that sits in store for ten to fifteen years or more while it matures.

It's very similar in structure to the 'Capital Partnerships' I advocate, except that UK pension investment is not currently practical using a UK LLP wrapper, so they are clearly using a more complex structure.

But the principle is exactly the same.

Could this...

...be the Crazy Horse pension fund?

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featuring CDOs (collateralised drinking options) and CDSs (completely drunk staggering).

Gives new meaning to pissing your pension away anyway.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 10:04:25 AM EST
Say what you will, but I'm going to make a killing on water futures with this.

And I'll give my consent to any government that does not deny a man a living wage-Billy Bragg
by ManfromMiddletown (manfrommiddletown at lycos dot com) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 12:18:56 PM EST
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Sounds fine as long as no one drinks your pension.

never let desperation get in the way of judgement.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 11:40:37 AM EST
Am I correct in understanding that the whiskey leasing scheme effectively allows Diageo to plug a large part of its pension deficit without impacting on its cash reserves by investing in its own Whiskey stocks rather in a portfolio of outside shares?

If so it neatly gets around the rules which prohibit excessive investment in your own shares by a corporate pension fund, avoids a drain on cash resources, and yet effectively monetises the capital that is usually tied up as working capital in whisky stocks.

Some smart accountant obviously asked the question: Why have we got so much working capital tied up in Whisky stocks when we also need to plug the pension deficit?  Why not use one to plug the other?

So provided the Crazy Horses of this world continue to drink the whisky when it matures, and thus ensure it achieves its expected value, then the pension fund is secure without the need to invest huge capital/cash flow resources into it.

I like the idea of my pension benefits maturing like a good whisky... if the spirit is willing...as I mature into old age, with one supporting the other.  I suspect investing in whisky stocks is also less volatile than investing in the stock market, and slightly less subject to manipulation and excessive brokerage and "management" fees. At least the money is in something Diageo knows something about.

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by Frank Schnittger (mail Frankschnittger at hot dotty communists) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 11:42:16 AM EST
I WAS wondering how they were going to get the leased whiskey back at the end of the lease!  

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer at eurotrib.com) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 12:20:22 PM EST
Well if its given to Mr Horse, it may come back in a different form :D

never let desperation get in the way of judgement.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 01:58:45 PM EST
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This is called re-cycling, and in Crazy Horse's case I can assure you it is also quite sustainable...

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by Frank Schnittger (mail Frankschnittger at hot dotty communists) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 06:22:36 PM EST
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I think someone's taking the piss.
by njh on Fri Jul 2nd, 2010 at 02:03:11 AM EST
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This also has the advantage that as life expectancy increases, so does the quality of the whisky (I'm got a feeling something is wrong here...)
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 12:31:27 PM EST
I think life expectancy depends on how much of the dividend you drink .....

Modern conservatives engage in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy: the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.Galbraith
by ChrisCook (cojockathotmaildotcom) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 12:33:11 PM EST
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Who sets the value of the whiskey for accounting purposes? Seems like a great opportunity for fraudulent assessment...
by asdf on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 02:57:27 PM EST
Well we know what 15 year old Caol Ila is worth now, so it seems reasonable to assign that sort of value to stocks expected to mature in 15 years time...

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by Frank Schnittger (mail Frankschnittger at hot dotty communists) on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 06:24:55 PM EST
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Lets drink to it with an 108 proof and 61% return....
by PeWi on Thu Jul 1st, 2010 at 09:05:09 PM EST


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