Tue Nov 6th, 2012 at 05:13:06 AM EST
The 10 voters of Dixville Notch, NH, where results are traditionally in early and are supposed to forecast the overall result, split evenly 5 Obama 5 Romney.
Sounds Rominous? But another New Hampshire locality known for filing results early, Hart's Location, came up with 23 Obama 9 Romney (DKos).
Take it from there, folks.
Wednesday 7 November Yurp Time: Romney has conceded.