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by ceebs Thu Sep 20th, 2012 at 11:24:40 AM EST
for those who like their days mild
Drunken Dartmouth ferry 'pirate' woman jailed | This is South Devon
A DRUNKEN woman stole a passenger ferry on the River Dart and shouted 'I'm Jack Sparrow' and 'I'm a pirate' as she drifted away from police on the shore, a court has been told. Alison Whelan (pictured below), 51, had been on a two-day bender drinking Lambrini and eating hallucinogenic plants when she sought late-night shelter with a companion on the Dart Princess Passenger Ferry. When police arrived to speak to her she unmoored the 45ft vessel from the Kingswear pontoon and set off up the river
A DRUNKEN woman stole a passenger ferry on the River Dart and shouted 'I'm Jack Sparrow' and 'I'm a pirate' as she drifted away from police on the shore, a court has been told.
Alison Whelan (pictured below), 51, had been on a two-day bender drinking Lambrini and eating hallucinogenic plants when she sought late-night shelter with a companion on the Dart Princess Passenger Ferry. When police arrived to speak to her she unmoored the 45ft vessel from the Kingswear pontoon and set off up the river
eating hallucinogenic plants
Ah. Alcohol alone seemed unlikely.
she had consumed deadly nightshade
Oh Lord.
(In that way it's the opposite of kissing frogs.) -----sapere aude
Does kissing French girls = kissing frogs? </worried>
Depends on what make-up they wear. -----sapere aude
'Mr Lambrini': Drinks magnate who amassed £175m drinks empire fortune died while drunk in swimming pool after years of alcohol abuse | Mail Online
A multi-millionaire alcohol tycoon was found dead by the swimming pool of his mansion after years of excessive drinking, an inquest heard.John Halewood, 64, who was nicknamed `Mr Lambrini' after launching the cheap sparkling wine and a host of other popular drinks, died of heart failure.He left behind a £175million fortune accumulated through his global drinks empire.
A multi-millionaire alcohol tycoon was found dead by the swimming pool of his mansion after years of excessive drinking, an inquest heard.
John Halewood, 64, who was nicknamed `Mr Lambrini' after launching the cheap sparkling wine and a host of other popular drinks, died of heart failure.
He left behind a £175million fortune accumulated through his global drinks empire.
Pirates With Cat-Like Tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel No sound at all We never speak a word A fly's foot-fall Would be distinctly heard
Police: Tarantara, Tarantara.
Pirates: So stealthily the pirate creeps While all the household soundly sleeps
Come friends, who plough the sea Truce to navigation Take another station Let's vary piracy With a little burglary
Samuel: Here's your crowbar And your centre bit Your life preserver You may want to hit
Your silent matches Your dark lantern seize Take your file And your skeletonic keys
Police: Tarantara, Pirates: With Cat like tread Police: Tarantara Pirates: In silence dread
With cat like tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel
"Mi amigos, I think you will find that we have an understanding. When Ann and I were poor, living off my father's stocks, we once made Crunchy Taco Hamburger Helper for dinner. It was a fiesta in my mouth." Be nice to America. Or we'll bring democracy to your country.
Oh, watermelon. Never mind.
The best thing democrats in congress did in many years was to ignore all this mandate nonsense from the media and oppose social security reform in 2004. Worked quite well.
Obama had in many ways a mandate to introduce exactly the kind of health insurance reform he did in 2010. Didn't really help him either.
sheesh Ever since I learnt about confirmation bias I've started seeing it everywhere
Are you sure you're not staying around Toulouse? I distribute. You re-distribute. He gives your hard-earned money to lazy scroungers. -- JakeS
No mile high plains, but I know an American USian guy who lives on the Vercors Plateau. Europeans think a hundred miles is a long way. Americans think a hundred years is a long time.
This:
and the subtle:
I go with the middle. He's holding a guitar and everybody knows how young people identify with a candidate who is playing a guitar. Ever since I learnt about confirmation bias I've started seeing it everywhere
we are truly blessed... It's a fine line between homage, parody, and consumer opportunism. Jess Walter
It's only a local election, but for those of us who remain nostalgic for President Bartlett, as some Brits do for Prime Minister Perkins, then this is a little reminder keep to the Fen Causeway
Y'know, I think Jon was letting his feelings show towards the end of this cos he seemed genuinely peeved keep to the Fen Causeway
Fox News host wants 'South Park' investigated for blasphemy - The Clicker
In the wake of news reports about the anti-Islam film "Innocence of Muslims," a Fox News host has decided that a bigger and more professionally made production, "South Park," should come under fire.Comedy CentralCartman of "South Park" has no respect for any religion. Unless it's food.Todd Starnes, host of "FOX News & Commentary" and author of "Dispatches from Bitter America," spoke on a panel about "Religious Hostility in America" at the Values Voter Summit in Washington this past weekend, and Cartman and friends were on his mind."We have seen the administration come out and say, 'We condemn anyone who denigrates religious faith.' And they come out in regards to this anti-Muslim film," Starnes said. "Well, that's well and good, but my question is: When has the administration condemned the anti-Christian films that are coming out of Hollywood? Where are the federal investigations into shows like 'South Park,' which has denigrated all faiths? Where is the outrage when people of the Christian faith are subjected to this humiliation that is coming out of Hollywood?"
In the wake of news reports about the anti-Islam film "Innocence of Muslims," a Fox News host has decided that a bigger and more professionally made production, "South Park," should come under fire.
Comedy Central
Cartman of "South Park" has no respect for any religion. Unless it's food.
Todd Starnes, host of "FOX News & Commentary" and author of "Dispatches from Bitter America," spoke on a panel about "Religious Hostility in America" at the Values Voter Summit in Washington this past weekend, and Cartman and friends were on his mind.
"We have seen the administration come out and say, 'We condemn anyone who denigrates religious faith.' And they come out in regards to this anti-Muslim film," Starnes said. "Well, that's well and good, but my question is: When has the administration condemned the anti-Christian films that are coming out of Hollywood? Where are the federal investigations into shows like 'South Park,' which has denigrated all faiths? Where is the outrage when people of the Christian faith are subjected to this humiliation that is coming out of Hollywood?"
Of the 5, Rupert Murdoch and Craig Ferguson at lest are naturalised Americans.
Rupert Murdoch was born in australia and has NEVER been British.
And the US interferes in UK politics all the time, it's just that USians think that's normal keep to the Fen Causeway
For someone wanting to hold national office, he is very seriously impaired...
And I wasted 4 minutes of my life on a conspiracy site suggesting cover ups....gah !! keep to the Fen Causeway
The accident left Romney unconscious, with a gash to his head and a broken arm, the diary notes.
Thirty years earlier, in the spring of 1968, Mr. Romney, then a Mormon missionary in France, had a scare of a different sort. He was at the wheel of a tiny Citroën, cruising along a country road, when a Mercedes rounded a curve and crashed into his car, head on. One of his passengers -- the wife of the French mission president -- was killed. Mr. Romney, by all accounts not at fault, was knocked unconscious and mistakenly pronounced dead at the scene. ... But if he was deeply troubled by his role in the death of Sister Anderson, Mr. Romney kept his emotions in check. "I'm sure he was saddened," said Mr. Wood, who now teaches French at a high school for gifted children in Louisiana, "but he had a lot of responsibility on his shoulders and he threw himself into his work, and maybe dealt with his sorrow in that way, staying focused and staying busy." ... Mr. Romney does not share that kind of intimate reflection with voters or the news media. Ronald B. Scott, a Romney biographer and distant relation, said Mr. Romney's impulse to stay busy after the crash, without dwelling on his inner feelings, was typical.
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But if he was deeply troubled by his role in the death of Sister Anderson, Mr. Romney kept his emotions in check. "I'm sure he was saddened," said Mr. Wood, who now teaches French at a high school for gifted children in Louisiana, "but he had a lot of responsibility on his shoulders and he threw himself into his work, and maybe dealt with his sorrow in that way, staying focused and staying busy."
Mr. Romney does not share that kind of intimate reflection with voters or the news media. Ronald B. Scott, a Romney biographer and distant relation, said Mr. Romney's impulse to stay busy after the crash, without dwelling on his inner feelings, was typical.
The 21-year-old was driving mission leaders to Bordeaux in June, 1968, when a car driven by a Catholic priest who'd been drinking crossed into their lane and smashed head-on into their Citroen DS.
I had a VW bus that worked like that. Also you had to put a cake pan under the engine when parked to catch the leaking oil, for recirculation...
The car I left in Tuscon was a 1951 Cadillac Coupe de Ville that I had purchased for $10 dollars. I had a 2x4 of the appropriate length instead of the springs that normally would hold up the hood and carried a 5 gallon can of water that I poured into the radiator before driving to a service station to refill the can as the radiator had a hairline crack that allowed the water to seep out while the car was stopped but was not a problem while running.
Ah sweet bird of youth. As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
Jeff Masters:
Nearly half (49%) of the icecap was gone during this year's minimum, compared to the average minimum for the years 1979 - 2000.
Commentary: Earth's attic is on fire To me, seeing the record Arctic sea ice loss of 2012 is like discovering a growing fire burning in Earth's attic. It is an emergency that requires immediate urgent attention. If you remove an area of sea ice 43% the size of the Contiguous U.S. from the ocean, it is guaranteed to have a significant impact on weather and climate. The extra heat and moisture added to the atmosphere as a result of all that open water over the pole may already be altering jet stream patterns in fall and winter, bringing an increase in extreme weather events. This year's record sea ice loss also contributed to an unprecedented melting event in Greenland. Continued sea ice loss will further increase melting from Greenland, contributing to sea level rise and storm surge damages. Global warming doubters tell us to pay attention to Earth's basement--the Antarctic--pointing out (incorrectly) that there is no fire burning there. But shouldn't we be paying attention to the steadily growing fire in our attic? The house all of humanity lives on is on fire. The fire is certain to spread, since we've ignored it for too long. It is capable of becoming a raging fire that will burn down our house, crippling civilization, unless we take swift and urgent action to combat it.
To me, seeing the record Arctic sea ice loss of 2012 is like discovering a growing fire burning in Earth's attic. It is an emergency that requires immediate urgent attention. If you remove an area of sea ice 43% the size of the Contiguous U.S. from the ocean, it is guaranteed to have a significant impact on weather and climate. The extra heat and moisture added to the atmosphere as a result of all that open water over the pole may already be altering jet stream patterns in fall and winter, bringing an increase in extreme weather events. This year's record sea ice loss also contributed to an unprecedented melting event in Greenland. Continued sea ice loss will further increase melting from Greenland, contributing to sea level rise and storm surge damages. Global warming doubters tell us to pay attention to Earth's basement--the Antarctic--pointing out (incorrectly) that there is no fire burning there. But shouldn't we be paying attention to the steadily growing fire in our attic? The house all of humanity lives on is on fire. The fire is certain to spread, since we've ignored it for too long. It is capable of becoming a raging fire that will burn down our house, crippling civilization, unless we take swift and urgent action to combat it.
It is an emergency that requires immediate urgent attention.
Unfortunately, short of a nuclear winter I don't see there's any immediate action that will produce an immediate effect. The fact is that what we're experiencing right now is a top-down disaster. -Paul Krugman
"yup, i vote repuglican... that cornfield out my window that's withered and burnt is god's punishment for not having raised more $ for the RNC to keep the elite DFH gay commies from taking my machine pistol collection. the barble says so."
"what about the hairy underpants?"
"you get used to them. wanna see my ingots buried in the bunker? right next to the statue of reagan and the ammo."
"what's it like on planet kolub, Lennie?"
"it's like heaven, all rich old passive aggressive white people with interMITTent alzheimers comparing portfolio strategies and golf clubs"
"what's the weather like?"
"what weather? where's my checkbook? looks like the kenyan muslim hordes are in the back 40, and baying for my blood" It's a fine line between homage, parody, and consumer opportunism. Jess Walter
Last year's EU budget amounted to 125.5 billion but a large amount is allegedly stolen primarily in the areas of EU agricultural and regional development programmes. Member states manage 80 percent of the EU budget with national authorities in charge of how it is spent and who and how to prosecute suspected fraudsters. But patchy judicial systems and low recovery rates prompted the commission to table an anti-fraud directive in July that would provide for an EU response to the problem. Those who commit the crime, she noted, often simply go to member states where prosecution is extremely low or non-existent. Reding told deputies that the EU needs a "federal law" to ensure the money is better spent and deter criminals from seeking refuge in certain member states.
But patchy judicial systems and low recovery rates prompted the commission to table an anti-fraud directive in July that would provide for an EU response to the problem. Those who commit the crime, she noted, often simply go to member states where prosecution is extremely low or non-existent.
Reding told deputies that the EU needs a "federal law" to ensure the money is better spent and deter criminals from seeking refuge in certain member states.
Ever since I learnt about confirmation bias I've started seeing it everywhere
The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors. But Limbaugh wasn't buying that explanation. "I think it's feminism," he declared. "If it's tied to the last 50 years -- the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years -- it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else."
But Limbaugh wasn't buying that explanation.
"I think it's feminism," he declared. "If it's tied to the last 50 years -- the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years -- it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else."
Phrases involved are said to include "Know your fucking place you Fucking Pleb"
of course, Wags are already calling it gategate Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Conservative Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell was forced to deny allegations he called police "plebs" and "morons" during the argument. According to The Sun, he swore at the officer after he was stopped from leaving through the famous gates on his bicycle. The paper quoted Mr Mitchell, 56, as saying: "Open this gate, I'm the Chief Whip. I'm telling you - I'm the Chief Whip and I'm coming through these gates."
Conservative Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell was forced to deny allegations he called police "plebs" and "morons" during the argument.
According to The Sun, he swore at the officer after he was stopped from leaving through the famous gates on his bicycle.
The paper quoted Mr Mitchell, 56, as saying: "Open this gate, I'm the Chief Whip. I'm telling you - I'm the Chief Whip and I'm coming through these gates."
But there is an extra, happier detail for the police officer. I'm told he is not on shift but has been told he has to come in to Number 10 to meet Mitchell for the apology. As a result, he has been assured that he will be paid overtime. So he will be paid to watch Thrasher eat up his ministerial humble pie. Nice.
But there is an extra, happier detail for the police officer. I'm told he is not on shift but has been told he has to come in to Number 10 to meet Mitchell for the apology.
As a result, he has been assured that he will be paid overtime. So he will be paid to watch Thrasher eat up his ministerial humble pie. Nice.
Boris calls last year for people who swear at the police to be arrested http://youtu.be/GQemY1VUN4I (via @sunny_hundal)
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