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"- Mr Jenkins, if I bitch slap you in the face will it hurt?"

"- Well, contrarily to what logic may dictate, if you bitch slap me in the face, I will enjoy it very much. You see, accepting that you slap me is actually good for social interaction, as it will please you, and since social interaction is the premise for reproduction, and since reproduction is required to maintain a constant flow of new American consumers, I serve my country by accepting that you slap me in the face."

by Alex in Toulouse on Thu Dec 15th, 2005 at 11:42:10 AM EST

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