Policemen stop a guy in his car with wife and kids. They test him. Very drunk. "Your test is not working. Test my wife". They do. Drunk as well. "Your test is not working, I tell you. Test my kid". They do. The 5-year old tests positive as well. The policemen are embarrassed, but let the guy go. "See, I told you we had to give the kid some as well".


In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes