All rival coup members please line up on the left. We WILL have lemon with our pancakes. "Lemoneers Unite, you have nothing to lose but your tastebuds"

Vladimir Ilyich Lemon, the founding father of the Revolution, was quite clear on the aims of the Pancake revolution. Maple syrup, the Opiate of the Molasses, was nothing compared to the Trotskyite revisionism of Peanutschoviks.


You can't be me, I'm taken