Mirza is incredibly funny.  ("I always wanted to be like my white friends, who had abortions, herpes and chlamidya. And my mother would say, `Wait until you are married, your husband will give you all of that.'")  Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Helen.  I'm going to have to try to catch one of her shows at some point.

"They would arrive at school peel off the hijab, put on make-up, and head down the pub to get pissed,"

If that's not full integration in England, I don't know what qualifies.

Be nice to America. Or we'll bring democracy to your country.