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I have seriously considered stringing up a piece of rope at jetskier-chest-level.  Just enough to knock them the fuck off, so maybe they'll knock it the fuck off.  I hate those things.

Grrrr.

</angry kayaker>

by the stormy present (stormypresent aaaaaaat gmail etc) on Wed Nov 7th, 2007 at 03:29:13 PM EST
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standard joke among sailors when a jet ski is spotted in the middle distance... "where's my torpedo" or "damn, shoulda bought a bow chaser".

[for non-nautical-nuts, the bow chaser was a traditional small cannon mounted on the bow and used in medium range engagements, see also stern chaser;  lighter ammunition than the main gundeck cannons, long throw]

The difference between theory and practise in practise ...

by DeAnander (de_at_daclarke_dot_org) on Wed Nov 7th, 2007 at 03:37:53 PM EST
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