I'll trade the scientific method any day for the trivial and utterly boring dogmatic narratives of the religious. Spreading scribbled pages all over the room as you purportedly do beats kneepad and carpet mumbling.

But don't get me wrong that the two can be remotely compared. Science and religion are not bedfellows. To compare the two only legitimizes religion as a false alternative. Conversely, it's not science's pretence to offer some sort of ultimate truth or reality. Leave that sort of hubris to the Believers.