My username comes from my initials, and dates back to a time when there were a group of us with the same first name in a house, so we all ended up with nicknames to differentiate. When I moved to Wales, I reverted to my original name for about three weeks, before someone else with my first name moved into my house, at the same time as a load of mates of mine turned up. so nearly twenty years later, everyone knows me by my username in and out of the world.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.