'Bout the copier problem, I would put a modern printer in the shell to push papers out. Though it would probably get a false paper jam at the wrong time. Or check with Estonia, I think Sweden sent over some in the early 90'ies.

I know you were probably just kidding about hiding someone, but I can not risk having to translate more from swedish so I am not letting you stuff someone in an old copier. Therefore I had to give you some technical solutions instead...

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