My first thought.  Ah!  So someone is....not a bloke from Sweden.

My second thought (just leapt into my head): The quote from Shrek by Donkey.  "Oh, you're a girl dragon!"

"I'm a donkey on the edge!"

And then a last thought--can't remember where this came chronologically:

Ah!  Now I understand your comment about speed and housework a bit better.

Only maybe that's just because I don't do much housework.  (I'd rather they looked for the lazy gene than the fat gene.  Doctor: "I'm afraid you have an excess of RPGBZ0789EE, otherwise known as the 'lazy gene'.  For this I am prescribing you not much work for the next fifteen years and a course of water skiing.")

Plus you built that piece of software that Fran uses every day.  So, someone, oh!  And a great post...from someone!

Which would be you!

Don't fight forces, use them R. Buckminster Fuller.