Theory 1.  You've gone and developed a crush.  Eventually you will come to your senses and see me for the deeply flawed and irritating person I really am, and you will snap out of it.  Until then, you will either agree with me profusely or look for ways to create unnecessary but exciting friction between us (matters over which we can "savagely flame each other.")  

Theory 2.  You're just brilliant and right about everything ... except Putin.  

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.