Make it three.
Wow! that gets us out of the "a couple" bracket and into the higher reaches of "a few"!
Seriously, I'll stand (park?) on a corner and solicit pedestrian support if it will help Tonydawg to find a more appropriate place to grow old-- like the kennels at Crawford, Texas.

"Here, boy! Here, tony bhoy. Nice stick, Fetch!"

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