This is no time for provocation. I will not mention pancakes, lemons nor Marmite. There may be grandchildren observing.

Put your money, by all means, in hemp stock. The fiber is used for making longer lasting bank notes (it is a long fiber) and there will be a lot of printing going on in the next couple of years.

Hemp oil is healthful. Best source for Omega 6 and Omega 3 essential fatty acids. Doesn't have a long shelf life, and is thus optimal for local pressing.

Dope hemp is the easiest route to the tourist edge of Zen. Non-violence Will o' the Wisp.

Sadly there are no strains, AFAIK, that provide all three benefits (fibre, oil, humanity), but there is a vast repository of seeds in Sankt-Peterburg that could do with additional financing.

But you know all this...

You can't be me, I'm taken