A friend of mine had her boyfriend tied to the bed, realised they were out of condoms, so threw some clothes on, and shot down to the supermarket to pick some up. in there remembered there were a few things she needed and ended up doing a whole weekly shop having forgottn why she was originally going there. got home about an hour later to find a furious boyfriend.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.