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Time for some Russian Jokes (As told by Russian collegues)

Joke 1
Late one night Putin is visited by the ghost of Stalin.
GoS: I have two very important pieces of advise for you:
1: Ruthlessly persecute and oppress all your political enemies.
2: Repaint the Kremlin in blue.
Putin: Okay. But I must ask, why blue?
GoS: Hah! I knew you wouldn't ask about the first one!

Joke 2
0.5 liter of vodka - not enough
1 liter of vodka - enough
1.5 liter of vodka - too much
2 liter of vodka - again, no enough

by someone (s0me1smail(a)gmail(d)com) on Fri Feb 15th, 2008 at 11:40:39 AM EST

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