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Picking a vice president who really a lot of voters would like to see more often. So what about Paris Hilton?

Because of that quaint document called the Constitution? Article 2, Section 1 says that the president (and so, for practical purposes, the Vice-President as well), must be at least 35 years old. According to Wikipedia, Paris was born in 1981.

by gk (gk (gk quattro due due sette @gmail.com)) on Thu Aug 7th, 2008 at 06:05:03 PM EST
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whatever her age, no one with a name like Paris could possibly be elected.  The Freedom Fries people wouldn't stand for it.  Remember Kerry was defeated because he could Speak French.  Those cheese eating surrender monkeys are all into windmills and stuff that no self-respecting GOP Oil man would tolerate.  Amurkans have a constitutional right to guzzle gas and no hybrid loving sophisticate celeb is gonna interfere with that.  Its like guns and Christianity.  You can't have one without the other.

"It's a mystery to me - the game commences, For the usual fee - plus expenses, Confidential information - it's in my diary..."
by Frank Schnittger (mail Frankschnittger at hot male dotty communists) on Thu Aug 7th, 2008 at 06:40:55 PM EST
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... don't even fry the cheese, or melt it onto nachos to eat it ... them Yurpns'll eat cheese raw, at least I hear tell.

I've been accused of being a Marxist, yet while Harpo's my favourite, it's Groucho I'm always quoting. Odd, that.
by BruceMcF (agila61 at netscape dot net) on Fri Aug 8th, 2008 at 01:45:49 PM EST
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