Space-time can go beserk in Europe too when it feels like it but, you'll be pleased to know, not today. Or tomorrow.

that kinda implies you have a hand on the controls. Are you a god of space time who isn't worshipped anymore ? On a loose leash from either torchwood or MiB and you have to work for a living to get your  ambrosia and honey.

keep to the Fen Causeway