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This is a joke. Maybe the point will be lost in (my bad) translation but this is how (some) Serbs see the world humorously...
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Socialism : You have 2 cows , government force you to give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows government confiscates both of them and gives you a little bit of milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows and government confiscates both of them and sells some milk to you.

Nazism: You have 2 cows and government confiscates both of them and fusillade you.

Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows and government confiscates both of them, kills one cow, milk second cow and throw milk away.

Traditional capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and you buy bull. Your stock cattle is growing. Your income is growing. You retire and live on a high pension.

American corporation: You have 2 cows. You force them to produce as much milk as 4 cows should. Later you employ an expert to find out why both cows died.

French corporation: You have 2 cows. You go in to the strike (walk out) because you want 3 cows.

Japanese corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them to a size 10 times smaller then ordinary cows but make them give 20 times more milk then ordinary cows. Then you  astutely make a cartoon calling it "Cowmon" and that way you advertise them around the world.

German corporation: You have 2 cows. You reconstruct them to be able to live 100 years, eat once in a month and to milk them selves.

British corporation: You have 2 cows. They are both mad.

Italian corporation: You have 2 cows. But you don't know where they are. So you go for  dinner break.

Russian corporation: You have 2 cows. You count them and you see that you have 5 cows. You count them again and you see you have 5 cows. Then you count them again and you see you have 42 cows. Then you count them again and you see you have 2 cows.
Then you stop counting and you open second bottle of Vodka.

Chinese corporation: You have 2 cows. You employ 300 people to milk them. You claim that you have 100% employment and high productivity. Then you arrest journalist who disclosed actual numbers.

Indian corporation: You have 2 cows. You worship them until they die.

Serbian corporation: You have 2 cows. Government sell your cows on tender and make you redundant.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind...Albert Einstein

by vbo on Tue Jan 27th, 2009 at 11:33:33 PM EST
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Hi vbo, This is an old joke, early-internet, perhaps pre-internet.

It is interesting to see your translation though. The subtle differences are a fun reminder of the insanity of languages.

Never underestimate their intelligence, always underestimate their knowledge.

Frank Delaney ~ Ireland

by siegestate (siegestate or beyondwarispeace.com) on Wed Jan 28th, 2009 at 03:29:22 AM EST
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Yeah...looks like an old joke just modernized...someone added Serbian corporation because that's what's happening at the moment in Serbia...

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind...Albert Einstein
by vbo on Wed Jan 28th, 2009 at 07:22:32 AM EST
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Ahh, forget my translation...it's a joke of it's own, hahaha.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind...Albert Einstein
by vbo on Wed Jan 28th, 2009 at 07:23:37 AM EST
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Don't even go there. Not a thing for you to be humble about....especially considering that I am from Los Angeles and can't speak Spanish, and live in France and can't speak French.

Never underestimate their intelligence, always underestimate their knowledge.

Frank Delaney ~ Ireland

by siegestate (siegestate or beyondwarispeace.com) on Wed Jan 28th, 2009 at 05:16:04 PM EST
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Today's situation: You have 2 cows. But you can't get credit to milk them.
by das monde on Wed Jan 28th, 2009 at 03:29:36 AM EST
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Nice.
Traditional capitalism, being the only positive outcome in the joke, doesn't account of course for the size and sustainability of the pasture.
by Torres on Wed Jan 28th, 2009 at 05:24:06 AM EST
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You missed this one;-
Tesco British farmer - You have two cows that require £X to produce milk. British supermarkets, as the only outlet, make you sign a contract that gives you £X/2 for the milk. You go bankrupt and Tesco import milk from china while trumpeting their support for british farmers quality standards.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Wed Jan 28th, 2009 at 05:31:10 AM EST
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