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Well, it's hard to pull off "sweet" and "hater" without instantly snapping the audience out of their rhinestones-induced daze and reminding everyone why IRL we didn't like people like you in high school.  In a contest for best facade, you have to at least pretend to be nice.  Everyone already knows you are probably mean.  Your goal here is to make them forget that.  It's a beauty pageant, not a funeral protest, FFS.

Also, it can't be lost on the people in charge of these things that gay men are part of the target audience for these things.  Work it girlfriend!  Oh, what you hate me now?!  Bitch!  

Epic fail.

"Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms." -Dostoevsky

by poemless on Tue Apr 21st, 2009 at 05:24:44 PM EST
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Perhaps as a consolation prize she will get a job as an "assistant" to Bill O'Reilly or Glenn Beck.

"It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Wed Apr 22nd, 2009 at 01:32:01 AM EST
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