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I spread one that was already there about a butterfly being killed everytime a bottle of water is opened.  Then I added in my own - Bottled water caused the Chernobyl disaster.
by In Wales (inwales aaat eurotrib.com) on Wed Aug 5th, 2009 at 10:49:39 AM EST
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Both of those are scarily good.

Well - the Chernobyl one is silly, but that's not necessarily mututally exclusive with scarily good in this kind of context.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Wed Aug 5th, 2009 at 10:55:15 AM EST
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I submitted "Bottled water is a date-rape drug", but it was rejected. They have a blue-pencil word list.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Wed Aug 5th, 2009 at 11:38:59 AM EST
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Wankers.

The peak-to-trough part of the business cycle is an outlier. Carnot would have died laughing.
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Wed Aug 5th, 2009 at 11:50:44 AM EST
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Bottled water causes excessive
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Wed Aug 5th, 2009 at 11:51:58 AM EST
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Bottled water causes priapism?

The peak-to-trough part of the business cycle is an outlier. Carnot would have died laughing.
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Wed Aug 5th, 2009 at 02:00:31 PM EST
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That would be a sales point. Think of the price of Viagra.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Wed Aug 5th, 2009 at 05:11:30 PM EST
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"Bottled water causes ever-lasting impotence"
by Nomad on Thu Aug 6th, 2009 at 02:55:15 AM EST
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